mixyblue:

this comic affects me in so many ways

[x]

(via kiss-your-nerves-goodbye)

lotusmist:

Pokémon X and Pokémon Y Gameplay Trailer 2 (by pokemon)

Just take my money already dammit!!!!!

(Source: 1los, via lilylionheart)

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soundwave1:

this is why i choose google over bing.

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brasspistol:

crab-cakes:

peonygoodchild:

C I R C L E T S  (x)

I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.

No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.

I WANNA BE AN ELF

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This dude/dudettes ((not entirely sure. Their picture was of a dude with a female name)) gave @leahakiko__ a rose and said “hi”. I was playing in the same poker room with her and left this message. They left immediately after that xD #happymonday #lmao #sisterlylove

goblinparty:

nightdestroyer:

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

and here’s how to do it if the ties are tied behind your back:

http://youtu.be/F97t_vgN6NE

note on the second video (about breaking them from the rear); you need to aim for your tailbone, which is why the guy demonstrating stuck his butt out like that. You need to crack it against your tailbone as hard as you can, not just against your back or the meaty bits of your rear end.

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life-love-and-potter:

I. Am. So. Done.

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